Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
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James's Picks
Books and objects that belong near a black suit, plus what is trending. Paid links: as an Amazon Associate, Dead Purple earns from qualifying purchases at no extra cost to you.
The shelf
Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?
Doughty answers the questions children actually ask. Honestly, the cat has considered it.
Trending now
Taken from Amazon Best Sellers on Oct 26, 2026 and kept if it belongs in a house with the lights down. Ranks and prices move; the price on Amazon is the one that counts.
#1 in Seasonal Décor
Famoby Spider Webs, 1,600 sq ft + 50 Spiders
Enough web to make the porch look like no one has dusted since the last viewing.
$9.97View on Amazon
Top 15 in Seasonal Décor
Land Guard Black Creepy Cloth, 200 × 40 in
Black gauze for mirrors, doorways, and anything that should stay covered.
$8.99View on Amazon
Top 10 in Wall Décor
ECGER Changing-Face Haunted Pictures
Portraits that change when you walk past. A parlor classic.
$9.99View on Amazon
Top 10 in Seasonal Décor
140-Piece 3D Bat Wall Stickers
A colony on the wall in ten minutes. No extra paperwork.
$7.99View on Amazon
#4 in Home Décor
Yankee Candle Spiced Pumpkin, 22 oz Jar
Covers whatever the back room is doing. Up to 150 hours.
$19.97View on Amazon
Top 20 in Home Décor
GODONLIF Candle Warmer Lamp with Timer
Parlor lighting with a timer, so the candle outlasts the guests.
$21.99View on Amazon
Top 5 in Fashion
SZIVYSHI 14-Bone Overbust Corset Top
The Victorian silhouette that keeps turning up on the Best Sellers list.
$23.99View on Amazon
Top 15 in Men's Novelty Tees
Skeleton Rib Cage Jumbo-Print Tee
A last-minute costume that still counts as a costume.
$19.99View on Amazon
Top 5 in Toys & Games
PartyWoo Black Balloons, 140 pcs
An all-black balloon arch. Funeral-chic before dinner.
$8.98View on Amazon
#1 in Beauty
Hero Mighty Patch Pimple Patches, 36 ct
For the morning after the costume party.
$11.97View on Amazon
Morgue-approved seasonal picks
Halloween & costume emergencies
Adult Animal Onesie Costume
For the last-minute costume crisis. Comfort now, dignity later.
Day of the Dead
Squishes, toys & advent calendars
LEGO Star Wars Advent Calendar
Daily tiny figures from a galaxy far from the arrangement room.
Books for the morbidly curious
Skincare & glam
Gifts & stocking stuffers
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