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- Exhibit ALegally declared too fabulous to embalm.
- Exhibit BOwns a velvet toe tag for formal occasions.
- Exhibit CWas asked to leave the morgue for outdressing the cadavers.
- Exhibit DBlood type: Grape Soda, Extra Fizz.
- Exhibit EHis coffin has a walk-in closet and a mood-lighting dimmer.
- Exhibit FOnce haunted a mansion and left a five-star review.
- Exhibit GConsiders 'rest in peace' a fashion suggestion, not a rule.
- Exhibit HPronounced dead three times. Refused all three, citing a prior engagement.
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