
Gifts & Merch
Coffin-friendly gifts for everyone on your naughty-and-deceased list. Most under $10.


Día de los Muertos
Pet Ofrenda Printable
A place on the altar for the one who never left your side.
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Shirts & mugs
Printed and shipped by TeePublic.
TeePublic tee
Nice Deceased Toe-Tag Gothmas Tee
Skeleton Santa checked the list. You made it, technically.
TeePublic tee
Candy Cane County Lockup Group Shirts
Matching family holiday shirts for the whole cell block.
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All shirts & mugs
Gothmas and mortuary tees, nurse Christmas shirts and mugs for ER, ICU and hospice.